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							Why I 
							Didn’t Become a Movie Critic 
							Some years ago I 
							thought seriously about becoming a movie critic.  
							Since I enjoy writing and I love a good movie, it 
							seemed like the perfect vocation.  What did Ebert 
							and Roeper have that I didn’t?  Between them they 
							had four thumbs, but they were only using two.  
							Heck, I could do this two-thumbs thing all by 
							myself!   
							Then my son and 
							daughter-in-law took a college “film appreciation” 
							class.  Soon they were bringing videos to our house 
							and asking if we could watch them together.  I 
							thought this was great, especially when they would 
							bring an old Bogart film created decades before they 
							were born.  Wow, what an exciting time! 
							But how fleeting was 
							the excitement…  “Watch how the lighting in this 
							scene is all wrong.  Too much shadow.”  “Did you 
							hear that actor miss his line? (Here, I’ll replay 
							it)”  “The film editor should have cut twenty 
							minutes out of this film.” 
							“Hey!  Can’t you 
							guys just enjoy the movie?  Do we really need all 
							the criticism?”  (Clearly they didn’t know that 
							“Casablanca” was like my all time favorite 
							movie—even with its obvious flaws)!  That’s 
							when I decided I wouldn’t be a movie critic after 
							all.  I enjoyed movies too much. 
							I don’t know if you 
							noticed, but last week our pastor quoted the wrong 
							verse and the music leader pointed to the 
							wrong number in the hymnal.  Both in the same 
							service!  Can you imagine?  Why don’t they turn the 
							lights up and the heat down?  Who is responsible for 
							vacuuming this place?  Where’s the regular drummer?  
							Oh, don’t tell me he’s sick again.  Who laid out 
							this bulletin?  It’s so confusing and hard to read.  
							Man, who chooses these fonts anyway?   
							Church critics, it 
							seems to me, have the same effect on worship that my 
							college-educated amateur movie critics have on my 
							rented videos.  They take the enjoyment out of it 
							and miss the point all together.  In their effort to 
							“improve” things they actually become 
							detractors—taking away from the very thing they 
							sought to enjoy.  Criticism does that.  
							To be honest, I can 
							live without the video rentals, but I must worship.  
							I need to step out of my busy week and sit at the 
							feet of Jesus for an hour or two every week.  I need 
							to hear God’s voice and I need to declare His 
							worthiness.  I need the imperfect musicians to touch 
							my soul and help me to make a “joyful noise” worthy 
							of my Lord’s hearing, and I need my pastor to reveal 
							God’s word to my mind and heart as he has been 
							uniquely equipped to do, by God Himself.  
							I’ve come to see 
							that when I criticize God’s people I’m really 
							criticizing God.  I’m telling God that I can hear 
							and see better than He can.   
							So, I’ve decided to 
							stop being a “church critic.”  I now give every 
							service where Christ is preached and worshipped two 
							thumbs up.  I’ll have to forgive a few human 
							imperfections, but I can do that with God’s grace.  
							After all, which of my imperfections has He 
							not forgiven? 
							Well, I’m headed to 
							the video store.  They just got in a copy of “Gone 
							With the Wind.”  Wow, what an epic!  I do wish they 
							had made the film a little shorter.  Oh, and that 
							hat that Clark Gable wears puts a shadow on his 
							face.  Didn’t the director catch that?  I think I 
							would have used… 
 
							Name it and Claim 
							it! 
							An interesting 
							phenomenon exists in our culture, one that has 
							permeated the church.  I call it “name it and claim 
							it.”  That’s not a new phrase to those in 
							evangelical circles.  In fact, I’m guessing the 
							title itself has elicited reactions from some. 
							 
							Four hundred years 
							ago Shakespeare asked, "What's in a name? A rose by 
							any other name would smell as sweet."  Oh yeah, easy 
							for him to say, he obviously wasn’t a rose 
							connoisseur.  Did you know that at one recent rose 
							festival there were over 352 different varieties of 
							roses?  Climbers, Old Garden Roses, Hybrid Teas, 
							Floribundas, Grandifloras, Landscape Roses, and over 
							60 varieties of David Austin's English Roses.
							Guess we know 
							what David Austin does with his free time! 
							Names, it seems, 
							are important, they help us to keep things 
							straight.  I especially enjoy one-name names.  You 
							know, like Madonna, Tiger or Cher.  Names not only 
							identify individuals; they also identify groups of 
							individuals.  For example, most people know that 
							every baby born between 1946 and 1964 belongs to the 
							“Baby Boomers.”  
							Not to be outdone, 
							we have the “Generation-X’ers,” (or “Baby Busters”); 
							those born between 1969 and 1979, and the 
							“Generation-Y’ers” born between 1979 and 1994, which 
							are, interestingly, the kids of the Baby Boomers. 
							Too bad for those of you who were born between 1965 
							and 1968, you don’t get a group name!  
							So this version of 
							“name it and claim it” is based entirely on what 
							year you were born (as if you had anything to do 
							with that).  I notice that those who identify with 
							others based primarily on age tend to fight for 
							their ideals and point out differences with those 
							belonging to a different age group; “Our music 
							rocks—yours plays in elevators!”  “Our clothes are 
							cool—yours went out with Herman’s Hermits.”  “We eat 
							pizza for breakfast—you read the Wheaties’ box to 
							see how many calories in a bowl.”  
							The church version 
							tends to focus on other differences; “Our version of 
							the Bible is the only “inspired” translation.”  “We 
							sing only hymns in our service.”  “Dude, if there 
							ain’t a guitar and drums, like we can’t get close to 
							Jesus.”   
							Identifying with 
							groups is not new to the church.  The apostle Paul 
							scolded first-century Christians for quarreling 
							about what group they belonged to: “One of you says, 
							“I follow Paul”; another, “I follow Apollos”; 
							another; “I follow Cephas”; still another, “I follow 
							Christ.”  He then asks, “Is Christ divided?” 
							When the church 
							contends with itself by dividing into groups 
							(translate “clicks”), it soon finds itself divided, 
							and “if a house is divided against itself, that 
							house cannot stand.”  It breaks my heart to see 
							church factions.  More importantly, it hurts the 
							cause of Christ. 
							For my part, I 
							welcome those who worship differently than I 
							do—especially those who are younger (translate 
							“under 50”).  I feed off their energy and 
							enthusiasm.  I probably shouldn’t admit it, but I 
							even like the younger set’s loose-fitting fashions.  
							Now don’t get me wrong, there will NEVER be anything 
							as cool as my plaid bell-bottoms and tie-dyed 
							shirt.  …well, maybe David Austin’s roses. 
 
							
							Get a Life! 
							I’ll admit it; I 
							really, really enjoy my big screen TV.  Sometimes at 
							night I like to turn off all the lights in the room, 
							crank up the surround sound system, sit back and 
							totally “experience” a good movie.  It’s perfect 
							when I can feel the walls vibrate and see, albeit 
							dimly, my wife’s cute little figurines teetering on 
							the edge of the shelves, hanging on for their dear 
							little lives. 
							To be honest, 
							sometimes one movie just isn’t enough.  There are 
							times when I curl up with the remote and “measure 
							the sofa” as my wife likes to say, (usually while 
							she is placing her precious little ceramic boys and 
							girls back in the middle of the shelf, free from 
							danger).  In this semi-vegetated state I am 
							absolutely oblivious to the world around me. 
							 
							One day not long 
							ago, during one of these marathon couch potato 
							sessions, I heard a little voice saying, “Get a 
							Life!”  Odd, the voice sounded remarkably similar to 
							my wife’s. 
							Yes, I have admit 
							that lying there, eyes half-closed, dressed in 
							broken potato chips, remote dangling from a hand 
							drooped over the sofa’s edge, doesn’t seem like much 
							of a life.  And so as I lay there, it occurred to me 
							that I really needed to get that life NOW! 
							I’ve been a 
							Christian for two decades.  How wonderful was that 
							day when I surrendered my life to Jesus Christ and 
							found unconditional love complete with a pardon for 
							all my sins.  Life became wonderful, joyful, filled 
							with meaning and purpose. 
							During those infant 
							Christian days I shared my joy with everyone, 
							friends, family, co-workers, the clerk at the store, 
							the teller at the bank.  While most of them weren’t 
							interested, some were.  And those were the ones I 
							lived for, the ones that kept me asking the 
							question, “If you were to die tonight, do you 
							know where you would spend eternity?”  I managed 
							to work this question into conversation after 
							conversation.  Sometimes it was natural, more often 
							it was awkward, even clumsy, but I didn’t care.  
							We’re talking about people’s souls.  I wanted 
							everyone to know the joy of being reconciled with 
							God.  I didn’t want anyone I knew, even casually, to 
							be separated from God for eternity. 
							Over time, I found 
							that I asked the question less often, and then not 
							at all.  I allowed the ones that weren’t interested 
							to affect my zeal.  I became far more concerned 
							about what men thought of me than what they thought 
							of God.  Joe won’t like me if I press him, and Bill, 
							I don’t think he cares about spiritual things. 
							And now I realize 
							that the voice I heard was reminding me of my lost 
							passion for those who don’t know the Savior.  Apart 
							from Christ there is no life.  I hold the secret to 
							eternal life and I’ve been keeping it to myself for 
							way too long.   
							So today, by God’s 
							grace, I am going to get a life.  Maybe Bill, or 
							maybe Joe.  Hey, I just remembered that new clerk at 
							the store who smiled at me yesterday.  I’ll bet the 
							postman might listen.  Oh, and what about …   
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