Why I
Didn’t Become a Movie Critic
Some years ago I
thought seriously about becoming a movie critic.
Since I enjoy writing and I love a good movie, it
seemed like the perfect vocation. What did Ebert
and Roeper have that I didn’t? Between them they
had four thumbs, but they were only using two.
Heck, I could do this two-thumbs thing all by
myself!
Then my son and
daughter-in-law took a college “film appreciation”
class. Soon they were bringing videos to our house
and asking if we could watch them together. I
thought this was great, especially when they would
bring an old Bogart film created decades before they
were born. Wow, what an exciting time!
But how fleeting was
the excitement… “Watch how the lighting in this
scene is all wrong. Too much shadow.” “Did you
hear that actor miss his line? (Here, I’ll replay
it)” “The film editor should have cut twenty
minutes out of this film.”
“Hey! Can’t you
guys just enjoy the movie? Do we really need all
the criticism?” (Clearly they didn’t know that
“Casablanca” was like my all time favorite
movie—even with its obvious flaws)! That’s
when I decided I wouldn’t be a movie critic after
all. I enjoyed movies too much.
I don’t know if you
noticed, but last week our pastor quoted the wrong
verse and the music leader pointed to the
wrong number in the hymnal. Both in the same
service! Can you imagine? Why don’t they turn the
lights up and the heat down? Who is responsible for
vacuuming this place? Where’s the regular drummer?
Oh, don’t tell me he’s sick again. Who laid out
this bulletin? It’s so confusing and hard to read.
Man, who chooses these fonts anyway?
Church critics, it
seems to me, have the same effect on worship that my
college-educated amateur movie critics have on my
rented videos. They take the enjoyment out of it
and miss the point all together. In their effort to
“improve” things they actually become
detractors—taking away from the very thing they
sought to enjoy. Criticism does that.
To be honest, I can
live without the video rentals, but I must worship.
I need to step out of my busy week and sit at the
feet of Jesus for an hour or two every week. I need
to hear God’s voice and I need to declare His
worthiness. I need the imperfect musicians to touch
my soul and help me to make a “joyful noise” worthy
of my Lord’s hearing, and I need my pastor to reveal
God’s word to my mind and heart as he has been
uniquely equipped to do, by God Himself.
I’ve come to see
that when I criticize God’s people I’m really
criticizing God. I’m telling God that I can hear
and see better than He can.
So, I’ve decided to
stop being a “church critic.” I now give every
service where Christ is preached and worshipped two
thumbs up. I’ll have to forgive a few human
imperfections, but I can do that with God’s grace.
After all, which of my imperfections has He
not forgiven?
Well, I’m headed to
the video store. They just got in a copy of “Gone
With the Wind.” Wow, what an epic! I do wish they
had made the film a little shorter. Oh, and that
hat that Clark Gable wears puts a shadow on his
face. Didn’t the director catch that? I think I
would have used…
Name it and Claim
it!
An interesting
phenomenon exists in our culture, one that has
permeated the church. I call it “name it and claim
it.” That’s not a new phrase to those in
evangelical circles. In fact, I’m guessing the
title itself has elicited reactions from some.
Four hundred years
ago Shakespeare asked, "What's in a name? A rose by
any other name would smell as sweet." Oh yeah, easy
for him to say, he obviously wasn’t a rose
connoisseur. Did you know that at one recent rose
festival there were over 352 different varieties of
roses? Climbers, Old Garden Roses, Hybrid Teas,
Floribundas, Grandifloras, Landscape Roses, and over
60 varieties of David Austin's English Roses.
Guess we know
what David Austin does with his free time!
Names, it seems,
are important, they help us to keep things
straight. I especially enjoy one-name names. You
know, like Madonna, Tiger or Cher. Names not only
identify individuals; they also identify groups of
individuals. For example, most people know that
every baby born between 1946 and 1964 belongs to the
“Baby Boomers.”
Not to be outdone,
we have the “Generation-X’ers,” (or “Baby Busters”);
those born between 1969 and 1979, and the
“Generation-Y’ers” born between 1979 and 1994, which
are, interestingly, the kids of the Baby Boomers.
Too bad for those of you who were born between 1965
and 1968, you don’t get a group name!
So this version of
“name it and claim it” is based entirely on what
year you were born (as if you had anything to do
with that). I notice that those who identify with
others based primarily on age tend to fight for
their ideals and point out differences with those
belonging to a different age group; “Our music
rocks—yours plays in elevators!” “Our clothes are
cool—yours went out with Herman’s Hermits.” “We eat
pizza for breakfast—you read the Wheaties’ box to
see how many calories in a bowl.”
The church version
tends to focus on other differences; “Our version of
the Bible is the only “inspired” translation.” “We
sing only hymns in our service.” “Dude, if there
ain’t a guitar and drums, like we can’t get close to
Jesus.”
Identifying with
groups is not new to the church. The apostle Paul
scolded first-century Christians for quarreling
about what group they belonged to: “One of you says,
“I follow Paul”; another, “I follow Apollos”;
another; “I follow Cephas”; still another, “I follow
Christ.” He then asks, “Is Christ divided?”
When the church
contends with itself by dividing into groups
(translate “clicks”), it soon finds itself divided,
and “if a house is divided against itself, that
house cannot stand.” It breaks my heart to see
church factions. More importantly, it hurts the
cause of Christ.
For my part, I
welcome those who worship differently than I
do—especially those who are younger (translate
“under 50”). I feed off their energy and
enthusiasm. I probably shouldn’t admit it, but I
even like the younger set’s loose-fitting fashions.
Now don’t get me wrong, there will NEVER be anything
as cool as my plaid bell-bottoms and tie-dyed
shirt. …well, maybe David Austin’s roses.
Get a Life!
I’ll admit it; I
really, really enjoy my big screen TV. Sometimes at
night I like to turn off all the lights in the room,
crank up the surround sound system, sit back and
totally “experience” a good movie. It’s perfect
when I can feel the walls vibrate and see, albeit
dimly, my wife’s cute little figurines teetering on
the edge of the shelves, hanging on for their dear
little lives.
To be honest,
sometimes one movie just isn’t enough. There are
times when I curl up with the remote and “measure
the sofa” as my wife likes to say, (usually while
she is placing her precious little ceramic boys and
girls back in the middle of the shelf, free from
danger). In this semi-vegetated state I am
absolutely oblivious to the world around me.
One day not long
ago, during one of these marathon couch potato
sessions, I heard a little voice saying, “Get a
Life!” Odd, the voice sounded remarkably similar to
my wife’s.
Yes, I have admit
that lying there, eyes half-closed, dressed in
broken potato chips, remote dangling from a hand
drooped over the sofa’s edge, doesn’t seem like much
of a life. And so as I lay there, it occurred to me
that I really needed to get that life NOW!
I’ve been a
Christian for two decades. How wonderful was that
day when I surrendered my life to Jesus Christ and
found unconditional love complete with a pardon for
all my sins. Life became wonderful, joyful, filled
with meaning and purpose.
During those infant
Christian days I shared my joy with everyone,
friends, family, co-workers, the clerk at the store,
the teller at the bank. While most of them weren’t
interested, some were. And those were the ones I
lived for, the ones that kept me asking the
question, “If you were to die tonight, do you
know where you would spend eternity?” I managed
to work this question into conversation after
conversation. Sometimes it was natural, more often
it was awkward, even clumsy, but I didn’t care.
We’re talking about people’s souls. I wanted
everyone to know the joy of being reconciled with
God. I didn’t want anyone I knew, even casually, to
be separated from God for eternity.
Over time, I found
that I asked the question less often, and then not
at all. I allowed the ones that weren’t interested
to affect my zeal. I became far more concerned
about what men thought of me than what they thought
of God. Joe won’t like me if I press him, and Bill,
I don’t think he cares about spiritual things.
And now I realize
that the voice I heard was reminding me of my lost
passion for those who don’t know the Savior. Apart
from Christ there is no life. I hold the secret to
eternal life and I’ve been keeping it to myself for
way too long.
So today, by God’s
grace, I am going to get a life. Maybe Bill, or
maybe Joe. Hey, I just remembered that new clerk at
the store who smiled at me yesterday. I’ll bet the
postman might listen. Oh, and what about …
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